April 9, 2006

No One Can Touch Me

I am dodging every bullet as they brush by me and fall to the ground. I am weaving across five lanes of highway and my tires never hit a single bumper. I am riding on air. I'm attacked on all sides and every blow makes me stronger. I am executing a perfect 180 on slick, wet pavement. There's a last minute change in plans and I know exactly who to call about that. U—simply—can't touch this.

Posted by tdupuy at April 9, 2006 9:48 AM
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That sounds suspiciously like several different drugs and at least a couple mental illnesses I know.

I hope you're just having a really good day.

Posted by: ae at April 9, 2006 10:52 PM
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